Amuse-bouche:

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels!

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Today’s Wonderful Word: “homonym.”

Definition: each of two or more words having the same spelling or pronunciation but different meanings and origins.

Examples: “pole” and “pole,” “mean” and “mean.” 

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I’m addressing you to tell you my new address.

She talked about oxygen and her love of air with an air of confidence. 

The lead singer from the rock band through a wad of money held together by a rubber band into the crowd.

The confused dog barked at the tree bark lying on the ground.

You wouldn’t believe it! They killed the bat with a bat!

I beat him at the drumming competition during which we had to create new beats every 10 seconds. He wanted to beat me with his drumsticks afterwards.

You must be quite bright to comment on how bright the light is.

We ate a four-course meal at the resort near the golf course.

News on current events included a story on the river whose current unexpected changed directions.

If you try to swallow the die, you might die.

What I’m trying to express is that you can simply take the express train.

It’s just not fair how fair your skin is.

We’re looking for the kind of person who is kind and caring.

“Are you going to stand?” “Yes.” He lied and lied down.

If you’re worried that you won’t be able to lift the light bulb, don’t worry – it’s light.

Those matches match! They’re the same color.

What do you mean it’s not the mean of the number set? You’re just mean.

Please ring the doorbell with the finger on which you’re wearing a ring.

A right turn is right, not wrong.

The lead singer from the rock band through a rock into the crowd.

A bright red rose rose up from the ground.

Spring into spring with these deals!

She tenderly presented the money (AKA legal tender).

I’m too tired to change the tire.

Well, at least I’m finally feeling well after I fell down the well.

Answer to Saturday’s riddle:

Pakistan. Parisian. 

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