Amuse-bouche:
It’s called a garbage disposal because it disposes all. Maybe it should be called “disposalexceptpotatoskins.”
Today’s Wonderful Word: “monopoly.”
One of only a handful of one-word oxymorons in existence. “Mono-” means single or one. The suffix (or prefix) “-poly” means many.
Typos are teh worst
Typos are tipe-oh-grafikal errurs. Teh wurst parte about seeeing type-ohs sumwear is naught beeing ayble to corect thm. Win I sea a errur in advertizemints on TeeVee oar inn teh newz, Eye will stopp reeding write their. Espeshelly win its an errur involvig ‘its’ oar ‘there/their/there/they’re.’ A buzinessses credibltiy iz lost win they’re iz a type-oh.
Ackyouracy iz importnat four kleer comyounikashun. A wurd two oll teh marcketting peepul owt they’re: pleeze chripple chek yuor centincez beefour addverteyezing. Eye feal teh preshur two pruhdewce errur-freee wurks. It neevr hertz too prufereed multipal tymez.
Eye apaulajize four aknee levull ov fruschrashun ewe maye half eckspeeriensed reeding tihs pair-a-graff. Iff yew’ve mayde it tihs farr, think yew four reeding! Dont furgit yew kan here teh teckst red alowd inn teh ah-dee-oh blok att teh botum uv tihs payj.
I’d like to give a shout-out to Naruto Uzumaki. Happy belated birthday, a couple days late.
Answer to Saturday’s riddle:
| F | R | O | S | T |
| R | A | D | A | R |
| O | D | D | L | Y |
| S | A | L | E | S |
| T | R | Y | S | T |
A+
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